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Drinking Quotes. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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We might have to start after looking at these candid cartoons about politics and money. Keep the laughter rolling beyond these funny drinking quotes with the funniest quotes of all time. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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